1313: Frankenqueen

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Slinkie T @RT34738069 6d Only worth your time if this is your extremely specific kink or if you like bad movies. Let's pay lip service to the story: Its a cheap, Frankenstein/rocky horror picture show rip-off. But without any pesky things like Drama, Horror, Songs, likable/memorable characters, etc. The title is just clickbait really. Just a way to get you to pick up this movie and watch it. It really is a porno but without any nudity or romance. The director is kinda infamous for these movies and he makes them in bulk seemingly. Repetition is a thing you also need to get used to in the movie itself. Scenes go on for way too long and patterns of repetitions are created only to be abandoned. I also don't get why all characters are portrayed as straight as this is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. You can hear the live audio through the cheaply sourced backing track. Editing this must be a breeze which helps the filmmaker churn out these things. See more 08/02/2014 OMG! Is this film supposed to be this bad!? The director actually replays scenes over and over (and absurdly, out of sequence!) in order to stretch a 40 minute film into and hour and a quarter! That's just lazy.... and boring. The sound is incompetent, and the location is nearly fraudulent. (A multimillion dollar manse furnished entirely by Ikea!?) The dialogue is beyond stupid and the entire film is uncomfortably immature. I have no words for how bad this film is. I feel like I woke up in Justin Bieber's frat pad! Dreck! See more 01/05/2014 This movie was really more like a porno without the sex and full nudity. All they had going for them was an HD camera, a mansion, and hot guys. Bad music; bad writing; bad acting; bad camera work; bad effects; repetitive scenes that go on way to long. I did enjoy the 3 references they threw in to other movies/shows at the end (Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fringe, and Cthulhu mythos), but I don't know if even that was clever to add that or just a crutch, since the rest was crap. See more 09/10/2012 All the 1313: movies are Horrible Horrible Movies! Some rich guy must be bank rolling these just to sleep with the actors! See more 09/07/2012 All around piece of crap. See more Read all reviews

1313: Frankenqueen

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