Cinéman

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Chris P @Xiao_Proxies Apr 14 Cinéman is not just a bad movie. It's a cinematic catastrophe. It attempts to be a love letter to classic film genres but ends up as an incoherent, painfully unfunny, and deeply embarrassing mess that insults the very medium it tries to celebrate. Franck Dubosc delivers one of his worst performances to date, hamming up every scene with no restraint, in a script so empty and idiotic it could have been written on a napkin. The jokes don't land at all. The supposed tribute to cinema feels more like a parody written by someone who's never watched a movie in their life. Every scene drags like a punishment, every line grates on the nerves, and every reference falls completely flat. It's rare to see a film fail on so many levels: writing, directing, acting, editing, tone... you name it. It's a film so bad, it feels like an attack on the viewer's intelligence and patience. See more 02/22/2012 Regis Deloux, petit prof de math minable vivant dans un immeuble delabre et sans aucune vie sociale, va devenir Cineman en se piquant avec la broche de Viviane Cook, actrice connue pour son role de Sissi. Qu est ce que Cineman ? Bonne question. C est un type qui va de films en films pour y sauver Viviane, enlevee par Douglas Craps, qui y incarne le mechant. Pour se preparer un minimum, notre Regis (Dubosc, ais-je besoin de preciser), va se faire aider par Pierre Richard (incarne par ... Pierre Richard). L idee de faire voyager un personnage contemporain a travers plusieurs films classiques est plutot bonne. Par contre l espece de trame que Yann Moix a dessine autour de ces « traversees » est completement ridicule, non credible et ininteressante. Les personnages sont tous detestables au possible (c est encore le mechant, PF Martin-Laval qui recueille le plus notre sympathie), et les voix sont en decalage par rapport aux mouvements des levres (flagrant !). Franchement navrant. See more Read all reviews

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